"I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because most of them love to take and barely know how to give. Except for a rare few."
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
This happened to me once at pep boys. Mechanics. No lie.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
A lesson I’ve learned all too well
Hashtag interspecies snorgling
This creature is killin me with those ears.